{"id":971,"date":"2010-06-26T11:32:47","date_gmt":"2010-06-26T17:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/?p=971"},"modified":"2010-06-26T11:32:47","modified_gmt":"2010-06-26T17:32:47","slug":"police-reports","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/?p=971","title":{"rendered":"Police Reports"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Police-Reports.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-972\" title=\"Police Reports\" src=\"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Police-Reports-214x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"214\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>I have a friend who lives in Bozeman Montana and every once in a while she sends me clippings from the Police Reports section of their local paper, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bozemandailychronicle.com\/police_reports\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Bozeman Daily Chronicle<\/a>.\u00a0 Why, you ask?\u00a0 Well these reports can be strangely unusual, hilariously funny or just plain offbeat.\u00a0 Who ever selects and writes these items has to have a lot of fun doing it.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a typical selection of items from the latest batch my friend sent.\u00a0 There are also some annotations by her which may or may not be legible in the scan.\u00a0 You&#8217;ll need to click on the image to get an readable enlarged version. Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a friend who lives in Bozeman Montana and every once in a while she sends me clippings from the Police Reports section of their local paper, The Bozeman Daily Chronicle.\u00a0 Why, you ask?\u00a0 Well these reports can be strangely unusual, hilariously funny or just plain offbeat.\u00a0 Who ever selects and writes these items [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-around-the-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}