{"id":289,"date":"2008-07-05T07:28:28","date_gmt":"2008-07-05T12:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/?p=289"},"modified":"2008-07-05T07:28:28","modified_gmt":"2008-07-05T12:28:28","slug":"random-quote-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/?p=289","title":{"rendered":"Random Quote #4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why I like this little verse.  Maybe a shrink could tell me&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If I don&#8217;t drive around the park,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m pretty sure to make my mark.<br \/>\nIf I&#8217;m in bed each night by ten,<br \/>\nI may get back my looks again.<br \/>\nIf I abstain from fun and such<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll probably amount to much;<br \/>\nBut I shall stay the way I am,<br \/>\nbecause I do not give a damn.<br \/>\n<em>&#8211;Dorothy Parker <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why I like this little verse. Maybe a shrink could tell me&#8230; If I don&#8217;t drive around the park, I&#8217;m pretty sure to make my mark. If I&#8217;m in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again. If I abstain from fun and such I&#8217;ll probably amount to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tom.hise.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}